"Jumping Jupiters, Batman. I never knew you write!"
"I don't numbnuts. You're talking about the other midnight creature."
"Hmmm... goes by the name Russkal. Sly as Penguin. Mysterious as Riddler yet witty as Joker."
"Holy Hulahoops! What do we do now?"
"Loosen your leotards, Robin. He's an ally."
"So you found a new sidekick then, huh? That it? That the reason why you're asking Alfred to make a shiny, new R patch? Does he put baby oil in your abs before you slip into that leather suit? Can he split? Huh? Can he ride the flying trapeze?"
"No. But he sure is funny."
"Freaking Frigging Funny my ass! That's it. I'm leaving!"
"Where you going?"
"The Chippendales are in town..."
Today marks The Midnight Oil's 2nd month anniversary. I initially invited midnight celebrities like Batman and Robin to write a post for this special occasion but they took a rain check for some reason. They did, however, sent a cake.
And though I am not particularly a "monthsary" celebrating chap, I offer this post, and this cake to my dear readers. See, I recently discovered thru my site meter that The Midnight Oil has lured a lot of midnight creatures - around the world at that! Now if only more people would comment... then again, that could be asking too much.
And so, to my readers in the US, Italy, Germany, France, and of course my countrymen, let me say Thank You. Molto Grazie. Vielen Dank. Merci Beaucoup. Maraming Salamat.
It means a lot coming from someone who used to be a non-believer of blogs.
Thank you for keeping The Midnight Oil burning.